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My Oregon i.d. tends to give me some problems. Instead of issuing a new i.d. when one moves or changes addresses, Oregon gives a change of address sticker that goes over the old address. Well, most states don't do that, and New York is one of them. My sticker has began to rub off so my address is not legible and the barcode doesn't scan anymore. Bouncers usually ask me, "what the hell is this? I can't accept this."
This has happened to me in Syracuse and it happened to me last night. Because I'm obviously under 21 trying to use a fake and put a sticker on it to make it look even more fake. Sounds legit. I had worked nine hours yesterday bundling panties and met up with my friends for drinks. My roommate had won a raffle at one bar to drink for free for two hours while her friends could pay $20 to have unlimited drinks for two hours.
Well I was obviously furious at the bouncer because I walked a mile to get to this bar and just wanted a damn drink. My roommates came out and tried to reason with the bouncer. We were able to pick off the sticker so the barcode underneath could scan and he finally let me in. I had one hour to drink. We didn't move from the bar. I wanted to get as much as I could within that one hour so I just stayed in line at the bar, getting one drink after another. Worth the $20. I watched as the bartenders in tiny black booty shorts got up on the bar and danced to some songs and take shots with some of the customers. I'm just glad I don't have to do that at my bar.
Today I worked at the bar in the afternoon for a pub crawl. Everyone was drunk/getting drunk at 2 pm. It's crazy how much I get hit on by all the guys yet can't make good tips because they're already so drunk or just ordering from the bar. A guy came up to me to say how beautiful I was and wanted to take me out. Then told me "I'm looking for a girlfriend and maybe you can be her." Sorry dude, not interested. What a way to come on strong.
Lessons learned: Get a NY i.d. as soon as possible. Don't waste time talking to guys who aren't buying drinks/tipping well.
This has happened to me in Syracuse and it happened to me last night. Because I'm obviously under 21 trying to use a fake and put a sticker on it to make it look even more fake. Sounds legit. I had worked nine hours yesterday bundling panties and met up with my friends for drinks. My roommate had won a raffle at one bar to drink for free for two hours while her friends could pay $20 to have unlimited drinks for two hours.
Well I was obviously furious at the bouncer because I walked a mile to get to this bar and just wanted a damn drink. My roommates came out and tried to reason with the bouncer. We were able to pick off the sticker so the barcode underneath could scan and he finally let me in. I had one hour to drink. We didn't move from the bar. I wanted to get as much as I could within that one hour so I just stayed in line at the bar, getting one drink after another. Worth the $20. I watched as the bartenders in tiny black booty shorts got up on the bar and danced to some songs and take shots with some of the customers. I'm just glad I don't have to do that at my bar.
Today I worked at the bar in the afternoon for a pub crawl. Everyone was drunk/getting drunk at 2 pm. It's crazy how much I get hit on by all the guys yet can't make good tips because they're already so drunk or just ordering from the bar. A guy came up to me to say how beautiful I was and wanted to take me out. Then told me "I'm looking for a girlfriend and maybe you can be her." Sorry dude, not interested. What a way to come on strong.
Lessons learned: Get a NY i.d. as soon as possible. Don't waste time talking to guys who aren't buying drinks/tipping well.
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